The Chomp Chew Consortium (3FC)

The Chomp Chew Consortium is a clan with a very specific (if self-imposed) task of ensuring that people are well-fed, well-humored, and well on their toes as these mischievous revelers of the best time ever seek to create mayhem, all in the name of a wholesome (???) fun!

Join us by mailing our Dear Leader, Halyanne!

Insignia
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Have a slice of 3FC!

Charter
"... and there shall come together: a Podiger of Provisioners, Her Mae-jesty, HalyMae; a strutting human known by some as "The Tanester;" Neena, a ranger who is NOT the King's niece, never gets lost, and is obsessed with the letter R; and finally, a flightless kestrel known as Calan, although sometimes referred to as "The Cowlan," who doesn't really like to be called that, but whom we enjoy tipping over! And they will meet and be merry. And they will plan many great adventurers, but only go on a few; and they will become legends, at least in their own minds; and they will be known as... the "3FC!" - Excerpt from the Prophesy of the 3FC in its entirety."

We of the Chomp Chew Consortium have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of Food, Fun, and Folly! We are enthusiastic explorers, podigers, cake hoarders, dreamers, researchers, snake wranglers, wing flappers, boat boarders, and crystalline shield makers; storm chasers, mud hoppers, cow tippers, moon dancers, bark scrapers, wave riders, tail nibblers, anglers, and boobie tassel twirlers; acorn hunters, orb makers, parchment scribblers, kite flyers, spot inspectors, bug swatters, hornet dodgers, shell diggers, and DEEP SEA MONSTER watchers; provisioners, STEA members, tree huggers, true north seekers, party crashers, wishful thinkers, bone smashers, AAAAAND dysfunctional story tellers!

Unofficially known as the "3FC," we seek to make sure people of the realm have enough food to keep their tummies quiet, enough fun to make laugh wrinkles on their faces, and enough adventurous follies to fulfil their days. Whilst this might sound simple, our undertaking is certainly not. When times are tough and you are down and out and hungry, we promise to be there with some food for you. When you are sad cause your bunny is sick or someone ate it, we will be there with some fun to make you smile again. When you are sitting around, not really knowing what to do, we will be there with an adventure for you. In this Realm there is no higher purpose than to be called into service of the 3FC. We are the defenders of Food, the orchestrators of Fun, and the perpetrators of Folly!

Chapters
The Chomp Chew Consortium has three Chapters.


 * Food Chapter: Planting, Preparing and Partaking.
 * Fun Chapter: Story telling, Song Singing and Satire
 * Folly Chapter: Magic, Mischief and Mayhem!

Mysterious & Magical
There is a secret within The Chomp Chew Consortium that only its most devout members are privy to. We have learned that everything has a numerical expression derived from the first three numbers (1, 2, 3), which forms the foundation of all creation! We refer to this as the "Sacred THREENESS," or "Threeness," or just "3ness." We of the 3FC believe the Gods have left representations of the Sacred THREENESS throughout the world, as markers to help guide us on the path to ultimate badassness. Thus we are dedicated to finding these markers, and protecting the power they contain from falling into the wrong hands.